I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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