Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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