doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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