He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
please don't ironically join a cult
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