When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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