There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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