I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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