I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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