you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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