Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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