fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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