First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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