Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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