We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
God I need to hump something, right now.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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