I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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