Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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