you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
as a side note pls kill me
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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