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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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