Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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