Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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