4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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