Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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