maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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