i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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