You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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