we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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