i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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