Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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