Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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