I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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