Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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