But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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