normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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