i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
we're making bets on your personal life
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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