I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she woke up with a sticky ear
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Watching her eat just hurts me
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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