what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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