u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
farters have to be the big spoon...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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