so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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