Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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