Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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