dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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