it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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