Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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