"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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