she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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