I'm jealous of your bromance
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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