did you get engaged???
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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