i don't like sucking hair
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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