Your tits are I can't wait for
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
its not stalking. its research.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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