used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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