I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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