ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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