I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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