we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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